Wearin' Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case Just Hawaiian shirts, hangin' with little Chase You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
* Fart sounds [Eminem](Redman) Yo (Yo) Look! (Yo) [Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep rapping this way No matter what you may think I'm
sat holding your boner next day, Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes, You're a joker. (Dappy) I'm a nigel, straight, you're a fan, like stan on the Eminem
(Stan:) Dear eminem is your mother is a slob or do you have to see me in public... (50 Cent) Ooh,now she's scared.now shes scared because
a second and imagine it Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin' When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan
Dear Slim Dear Slim, I never wrote you or been callin' My name ain't Stan son, nah we've never met and My name's KJ let me begin by introducing now Myself
and it has us pissed and after dis I'll probably be banned but I gotta take a stand 'cuz u seen what Happened with Eminem ignored stan, he just lost
you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan {Chorus: Elton} [Eminem as 'Stan
give me a chance to give him this CD.' I had a chance to walk up to him and I said, 'Hey Eminem, you don't know me. But uh, you know that song Dear Stan
I'm ghost before you can even say boo, hun let alone call me one A one-night stand is only once but a female fan yeah one like Stan So by the one nightstand
this and that I'm just, I'm just, I'm just the best Can't find a nigga in the hood, that say, "50 ain't hot", when I drop I'm sound like Eminem and
your plans How you gone slap up my mans, you're fictitious Nigga, we send Stan to come murder your bitches What you gonna do when shit hits the fan? Are you gonna stand
gonna slap up my man, ya fictious nigga we'll send stan to come murder ya bitches [Chorus](Eminem) What you gonna do when shit hits the fan Are you gonna stand
don't get it with these nosy folks All up in yours they be killin me you And eminem yes I'm feeling him yo Cause there's a Stan fan everywhere you go
Cause I'm really startin' to think that you're an undercover fan Not a undercover nothin', I'm a over-cover Stan I call the station up an' try to get
there were some way we could get this to Kylie. Sorta like that Eminem song, Stan. I feel like Stan ((You are, you're an idiot)). I'm Kylie's Stan ((
[Fart sounds] [Eminem (Redman)] Yo (Yo) Look! (Yo) [1 - Eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon' keep rapping this way No matter what you may think
the pizzas dare me to carry on you know that song by Eminem and dido, stan About that crazy emienem fan who wrote the letter But eminem didn't write back and stan