A man sits at his desk One year retirement And he's up for review Not quite sure what to do Each passing year The workload grows I'm always wishing,
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant Superblier commended, eccentric and demented There's nobody here but us Nobody here but us Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it Nobody here but us frogs
drive into town Baby, don't be one of the traffic Had too many nights with the wrong guys Caught me in a red light Tell me, how many frogs do I have
(1-2-3-4) The Frogs On your radio tonight and forever Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one Ah... I cummed Looked at my watch and it was quarter
As God as my judge, God is gay As God as my judge There was something strange about Lucifer Something wrong with his hand There was something strange
Yeah, yeah Ooh, yeah, yeah Live lovely love on the beach with the men In their nice tan suits Some without anything on A lifeguard all year long All year
I love you, oh, you know I do No arms no legs But yes, I'll be true, I love you I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys Oh, I do I'll
Children in the schoolyard hard at play Man behind the trees with his candy on the way Run away Run away from the man with candy Run away Children with
Spare me some cock, brother! Looked at my watch and it came on one Ah... so did I! Looked at my watch and it said two-three-four Time sure flies when
I'm hungry Feed me now I gotta eat something Don't give a shit, give me a piece of a cow I'm hungry Come on, where's the meat? Give me a piece of fruit
My daughter's missing, so I'll call the authorities I hope she hasn't been raped This world's a mystery to me, oh She was a straight-A student from Tennessee
Stand up for your rights to be women Stand up for your rights to be men, to be men Stand up for your rights to be humans Stand up for your rights to be
Banjo Bonnie Laced with honey Next to the corn bees in flight They're nothing like the bee from your queen flowered teats Banjo Bonnie Father William'
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling He won't be doing much playing around this weekend Nevertheless he'll do his best Getting
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man? Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn? And there's my man up on the stage And with the children about
Told you 'bout love I told you you'd get it as soon as I got it Told you 'bout love I told you you'd get it as soon as I gave it to you Boy, you don't
He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks April Fools He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair April Fools He had his buttocks
I'm sad because my goat just died today I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well We're sad enough
