It's as sad as it's true, But I can't believe a word that you say. I've been hopin' for the best, But there's less and less an' more every day. You can
My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be. He said: "Help a brother out tonight, "An' come double date with me." "She's got a baby sister and
Note to self: better call. She'll be mad as hell if I know her at all. 'Cause today's her birthday an' I almost forgot. Note to self: I better not Note
She called me on the 'phone and said: "C'mon, get on the plane tonight, pronto." So just like every time when Kimo Sabi cried for help, Here come Tonto
Guess it slipped my mind: now I'm in trouble deep. For the last two years in a row, I forgot our anniversary. So I come rushin' in: twelve roses in bloom
Yeah, when I came to, you were standin' by the foot of the bed. I was still hung over an' my eyes were bloodshot red. Did you think things were gonna
Yeah the big boss man, he likes to crack that whip I ain't nothing but a number on his timecard slip, I give him 40 hours and a piece of my soul, Puts
I almost said: "I love you." Could I really be that kind of guy? To see one candle burning in your eye, And watch my heart fill up with butterflies? I
I got a sweet little woman: she knows that I love her true. I gotten three little kids on the floor an' they love their Daddy too. I got a one on the
Thought I'd call you up an' see if you had celebrated, Day you were born: It's a little belated. Age is just a number an' it's really over-rated to me
Seven in the mornin', She'd have to make a choice: Precious baby girl, Or a bouncin' baby boy. She could either keep it, Or give that child away. So she
It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of this hangin' on: So I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little
(Chorus) Hey goodbye senorita, you sure been a friend of mine. She said well adios amigo. Some other place, some other time. Then we drank a shot of tequilla
Yea, the whole town came out to watch The day the paved the parking lot Somebody hung a ribbon up, And then they cut it down And that big white rose
I see you standin' in the sun Like an iron dinosaur Got your tired head restin' On a West Texas floor We were really something son Back in our time Yeah
(Craig Wiseman/Chris Wallin) 1st Verse Sometimes think the poor is necessary Every night I pray for peace on earth And I hand down my dollars to the
There's no need to apologize This happens time and time again As soon as somebody lays their eyes on her They dial right in I watched you sneak a look
(Toby Keith/Tim Wilson/Danny Simpson) 1st Verse I see her layin' by the poolside every day She ain't got a lot on She ain't got a lot to say 2nd Verse
