It was a typical black tie country club scene The band was playin? ?Girl from Ipanema? It was like a bad dream, y?all Had a plate with a cracker and
So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version
She showed up at my house at half past nine In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine She said, "This will be a night you won't forget" She poured us
I was young and single Glad that i was free Had my whole life ahead There was nothing stoppin me Headed out to Vegas, me and all my friends Just
Girl until the day I met you my heart was feelin? down I was lookin? for a lover who wouldn?t like any other And thinkin? she could never be found
My truck has a rebel flag and a rifle rack There's a case or two of empty cans blowin' in the back Yeah I got an eight point buck strapped across the
I can?t even lie, I won?t even try To tell you that I?m a perfect man Cause in the past I?ve been known to tie one on When I go out with my friends But
Dog-tired Yeah, I'm wired Uptight-er than an a-string About to break Tail-draggin' A little ragged Hangin' by a thread That's startin' to fray Just
I used to only do it when I partied with my friends Once or twice a month you know, just every now and then I started needin? more and more till I did
Made of with a light bill that hasn't been paid And I've had a month or one of those days And I've heard ya gotta take the good with the bad Seems like
I ain't gettin' up early, ain't sittin' outside I've frozen my ass for the very last time Settin' my sights on a brand new kind of prey No sneakin' up
They keep tellin us stayin out all night long Is just plain bad for your health Drinkin beer all the time, cheap wine and whiskey Is the same thing as
You been working all week for the bosses dime paid your dues served your time this is place to let it all go free your mind free your soul ill think
I've been goin' out every night havin' a ball Comin' home about a quarter to two Oh you said that you'd be leavin' If you didn't start seein' A change
Beer, Bait And Ammo By Kevin Fowler Well now early one day I was on my way To my favorite fishin' hole I was thinking I could sure use another bottle
Well, I thought it was love at first sight You pulled the gloves off that first night Came out swingin', fightin' all night long Yeah, we've been goin
The phone call in the middle of the night, it never came She's been walkin' on pins and needles Waitin' for the phone to ring To put her mind at ease
She spent half of her life a lookin for a better half to make her whole Now she spends all her nights waitin' for a man who won't come home She had half
