I clean, yes, I clean I'm the queen of the clean And I'd probably be famous now If I wasn't such a good waitress Waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress
I wrote a letter on a nothing day I asked someone, ?Could you send my letter away?? You are too young to put all of your hopes In just one envelope I
Glad to see you, I had a funny dream And you were wearing funny shoes, you were going to a dance You were dressed like a punk but you are too young to
Dear catastrophe waitress Dear catastrophe waitress I?m sorry that you seem to have The weight of the world over you I cherish your smile There?s a word
Anthony, bullied at school Get your own back, now you are cool Or are you scared, bunking off though you're a toff It's all gone wrong again, you've got
Elope with me Miss Private and we?ll sail around the world I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl How many nights of talking in hotel rooms
I wondered all night I wondered all night about you I?ve been here for years Just wanderin' around the neighborhood Like a fresh manifestation of an
I was choking on a cornflake You said, "Have some toast instead" I was sleeping maybe three hours You said, "You should get to bed" I was waiting at
It was pretty bright, up on the rainbow bridge tonight I could see into your window although you?re far away You were racing in a car beside a boy you
Since you went away, everything is lookin' great I'm a little bored When I see you out, maybe walkin' in the street You always cross the road Listen
She called me up today Meet me down at the old cafe I jumped into the shower I was getting my marching orders We need to talk Step into my office, baby
When the half light makes for a clearer view Sleep a little more if you want to But restlessness has seized me now, it's true I could watch the dreams
If you find yourself caught in love Say a prayer to the man above Thank Him for everything you know You should thank Him for every breath you blow If
I believe in peace I want to kill this killing wish They're too many stars and not enough sky Boys all think she's living kindness Ask a fellow waitress, ask a fellow waitress
was running on all tanks and we stole all the money She was a wicked wily waitress and she should be doing time She was an ordinary waitress now she
Come on baby leave some change behind She was a bitch, but I don't care She brought our food out on time And wore a funky barrette in her hair Come on
(kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west) Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon cafe, Spied
A city full of people and my favorite is that waitress And she treats me like some type of common vagrant I see her everyday, but there's nothing to say